![]() 04/01/2018 at 08:52 • Filed to: HANGOVER HELL | ![]() | ![]() |
Nope the night was fine, it’s the morning that’s killing me.
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“I like to drink red wine. This girl says “Doesn’t red wine give you a headache?” “Yeah, eventually! But the first and the middle part are amazing.” I’m not gonna stop doing something ‘cause of what’s gonna happen at the end. “Mitch, you want an apple?” “No, eventually it’ll be a core.””
—Mitch Hedberg, RIP
![]() 04/01/2018 at 09:41 |
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“I saw a wino eating grapes, I said, dude you have to wait”